Country Dictionary

A term used by Ali Baker & Kumail Nanjiani, hosts of the Indoor Kids Podcast, to describe an event or situation that is mind-blowingly awesome.

Gamer #1 - Dude, did you see the Skyrim playthrough at E3?!? Gamer #2 - Yeah, that shit was crayons!

Blunt-tipped instrument of destruction, in the wrong hands it can cut a swath of waxy filth across the cleanest of construction paper Most people like to use them, but unless you're Assyrian, I wouldn't touch them, much less pronounce them.

Adrienne, I miss you

a slang term referring to marijuana

Let me get some crayons.

Crayon means crazy which is the route word for the common word craycray...

"last night i woke up and couldn't remember who i was... i thought i was going crayon!"

A person who is usually referred to as a spastic. Usually used in conjuction with the word muncher. As in "you crayon muncher"

Jerry is such a crayon... Isn't he?

a swedish delicacy, a garnish for barbequed children

"Dude, how could you forget the crayons with dinner?!"

What a stupid teacher marks your work with.

Hey I got my test back in crayon STUPID TEACHER