A fork of Rural Dictionary
A crevice that appear in your ass hole when you have too much anal sex. Usually caused by military position.
Sergeant Dan: CMON BABY LET ME GIVE YOU THE ANAL CREVICE!
Mrs. Forest Trump: OOH YESSS GIVE ME THE CREVICE!
When spooning, the buttocks crack in which the penis is nestled comfortable(enjoyable for both the spoon and the filling).
Bridget: Pat, want to spoon?
Pat: Sure I want to be the filling.
Bridget: NO! I'm the filling you're the spoon.
*begin to spoon*
Bridget: What are you doing?
Pat: I'm putting me weiner in the Weiner Crevice.
Bridget: Okay!
A more formal word for a camel toe
Man that girl has a fat ass coochie crevice
Bring forth my doom spawn from your stink crevice and prove the gypsy wrong!
The act of sliding ones geintals in the crevice of another person, i.e.back of knee, inner elbow, armpit, etc. This is a sexual act that breakd down the barriers and leads to a closer freakier crevice sexual relationship. Also known as CJ's.
John: Yo, Jess gave me the best crevice job ever last night. The inside of her elbow is so smooth.
Luke: Dude you're so lucky!
The narrow bit of space, that's located between the driver/passenger seat and the centre console.
You're in the car driving along with a friend, and they can't find their phone.
Friend: Have you seen my phone? I've looked everywhere!
Driver: Uh oh... it's fallen into the crevice of doom!!!
Both the friend and driver agree that it's easier to buy a new phone, than deal with effort/pain you need to retrieve the phone from the crevice of doom!
A dignified and more polite name for someone that's an asshole.
My boss is such an anal crevice.