Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Hamster

A woman who is very short and fat, resembling a hamster.

No hamsters please.

by jwka2001 May 17, 2010

Stink Crevice

A woman's smelly pussy

Bring forth my doom spawn from your stink crevice and prove the gypsy wrong!

by jwka2001 June 06, 2010

Susquehanna weed

Cheap shitty weed

"You invite me to your home, and you give me this Susquehanna Weed"

by jwka2001 August 19, 2011

fuckquatch

A person who has sex, then instead of leaving through the front door, leaves through the back only to walk through the brush, trees and wilderness behind the house never to be seen again. Typically done after getting caught, or about to get caught having sex, or an orgy. Usually they are in such a rush to get the hell out of there, they put on whatever clothes they can just so they have something to wear.

There he goes sweetie. There goes fuckquatch, through the underbrush. Look at that, a rare sighting of that cryptozoological marvel. Honey get your camera and take a blurry picture of fuckquatch. Oh fuckquatch, what secrets do you hide?

by jwka2001 May 30, 2010

hedgehog

A short, fat woman. Resembling a hedgehog.

I cant stand my job, i cant stand my life, i hate fucking that hedgehog of a wife.

by jwka2001 May 17, 2010

pot belly stove

A fat chick, who is always pregnant. She is always pregnant and when she isnt, she always looks as if she is. Of course she's always wanting more broods of failure to come out of her stove. She doesnt have a job typically, unless you count creating failures from her stink crevice.

What!? How many kids do you have...and your pregnant AGAIN! Damn your one Pot Belly Stove. Here take this vacuum and close hanger and rid the world one more failure.

by jwka2001 April 01, 2011

Brown Crime

To take a massive shit in a toilet and not flush it, only to leave it for others to find. What you and others do in public toilets or toilets that aren't yours.

I went in to take a shit and someone had committed a brown crime all over the toilet. It was even on the floor, and the walls too. The only part that didnt have shit on it was where the baby was.

by jwka2001 May 21, 2010