A fork of Rural Dictionary
he who swings using strings of cum from his cock, and cum blasts his enemies, and fucks your mom, wife, sister, cousin, daughter, you, your son, your dog, your cat, your camel, your underaged daughter
cum stain stan fucked me in half with his massive cum blasts last night
After eating her cunt I wanted dessert, so I sucked on her cum-stained panties!
The thing you don’t want your grandma to see
Grandma:What is a Big cum stain You:Something that happens after I finish jerking off
A group of people who have came at least once in a piece of clothing leaving a cum stain
Ya I rep the cum stain mafia
A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.
Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night. Jacinda: Why, what happened? Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.
n. Any of various articals of clothing used to wipe ones penis afer masterbation.
1)My cum stained clothing is located in my underwear drawer under 4 pairs of boxers.
Accidental conception of a child due to an ovulating woman sitting on a patch of semen. Rumoured to be the cause of the immaculate conception of jesus
"Mummy was i an accident?" "Not just a an accident, but a cum stain conception as a matter of fact"