A fork of Rural Dictionary
Lead by the power hungry almighty Lord Megatron, Decepticons are a faction in the Cybertronian war and they believe that conquest is the only way to prove that cybertronians are the most powerful beings. But mostly Megatron only wants to be the only leader.
Sentinel Prime: “Decepticons ships, fire on Optimus!” Megatron: “Decepticons!” Soundwave: “Decepticons, mobilise”
A Brooklyn street gang back in the 80s. Also known as "deceps".
"Deceps.. criminally corrupted culprits will beat you to death" - Necro "Decepticons like to fuck decepticons"
Who Frankie Palmeri is referring to when he performs the song "Sound Wave Superior" live.
Frank: "This song goes out to all my Decepticons out there..." Kurt and Aaron: "OMFG HE'S TALKING AB0UT US!!!1!!11"
A fat girl who only posts head shots on Facebook to trick people into thinking she's actually attractive.
I thought Joe's girlfriend was hot when I saw her Facebook page, but when I met her I realized she was just a decepticon.
At the climax of sexual intercourse pretend that you're going to aim for the mouth when depositing your load, but instead hit em in the eye and say "more than meets the eye." Then proceed to "roll out!" As an option, you can choose to wear a transformer mask w/ voice changer.
My ex-girlfriend is pissed that I gave her a decepticon. Now she has a lazy eye. I had to roll out fast.
A fat person who only shows photos of themselves, online, in which they do not appear fat, by means of flattering camera angles, head shots, or deceptive apparel.
You meet someone on an online dating website for the 1st time in person and he/she (typically she) is much larger than you expected. "Man, I met this hottie online, but we met up and she turned out the be a decepticon. I was duped by the fatso!"
A homosexual individual (typically male), who presents or misrepresents himself as a heterosexual. This individual has the innate ability to avoid detection by a heterosexual individual's gaydar (a.k.a "stealthing it").
I always thought my roommate of five years was a real man's man. Turns out he actually was another man's man. I should have known he was a decepticon!