A fork of Rural Dictionary
A slang term used in the prostitution trade to describe a transsexual or transvestite hooker (who are often called "Transformers"), especially one who is so convincing as a woman that friends and clients do not believe she was once a man.
"Holy shit! She ain't no Transformer... she a goddam DECEPTICON!"
when your having sex with a woman in doggy and she says she doesn't want it up the butt so you put it in her pussy and then quickly put it in her butt. then you say you got "DECEPTICONED"
I told him i didn't want him to go there but he decepticoned me
An emoticon used to alter the emotional content of a message so that it appears to have a different meaning than the sender's actual intentions. Often, a decepticon is used to "soften the blow" of bad news or to veil a threat.
IM Conversation: Boss: "If you don't work harder, there might have to be another round of layoffs :)" Employee: "Were you really smiling when you typed that, or was that smiley a decepticon?"
You know when you see a girl from a distance and she looks pretty hot, but the ugly factor increases the closer you get.
(from a distance...) Friend 1: Dude! Check her out! Friend 2: Yeah, not bad! (the closer they get...) Friend 1: Yo dude, my bad! Friend 2: No prob, she's a decepticon!
sexual position when two girls scissor on top of your penis. if the aforementioned women are giving blowjobs to two other men. the decepticon has turned into a megatron.
Dan: I got sydney and hillary really drunk last night and got a decepticon. Jordan: you are god.
A highly deceptive individual.
"I know you're fucking lying you decepticon!"
Closeted gay man. More than meets the eye.
Don't date him man, he's really a decepticon, with kids.