A fork of Rural Dictionary
The greatest man on earth. Men want to be him women want to get with him.
Using msn:
Random: OMG!!! URE SO COOL BRUV sup
Dessie g: Go away im busy
dessi's are backstabbing bitches who don't care bout anyone except them selves. will always put guys before close friends
did you hear what dessi did in manly today
a girlyyy girl but funny like really funny likes to whoop people and sit on people and kill them with her ass but get a dessi
yo dude! whats that smell it smells so good who is that girl with no ass
bro shes so pretty thats dessi
ouu gotta get that girl
1. A Homewrecker who only wants men who are already in a relationship with someone else.
2. A female adult who lives at home and doesn't pay bills but always complains about how difficult life is.
3. A woman with smelly genitals, typically from recurring Sexually Transmitted Diseases or Infections.
4. A woman who considers herself to be demure, mindful, and elegant, but would fuck you behind a 7-11 for a Klondike bar.
5. A woman who constantly interrupts conversations to talk about herself because she cannot stand not being the center of attention.
6. A woman who considers herself the most desirable and sought after by every man when in reality they wouldn’t touch her with a twenty-foot pole.
7. A woman who always spends money carelessly on luxury items or wants only to complain about poverty.
A: "Damn, did you hear that Jessica seduced Andrew, even though he's married to Marie?"
B: "What a slut, that's so Dessy-coded."