A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dispatchers burque are not what they sound like on the phone.
Sex move The Columbus Dispatch: 1) get head from chick 2) make her deep throat 3) while balls deep call out "O-H" 4) she gargles back "I-O"
Columbus dispatched that bitch
When a public safety dispatcher does not relay information or ask the 911 caller proper questions. The result being a message that lacks information on all levels for responding units, as if the dispatcher was developmentally disabled with Downs Syndrome.
Wow, serious case of the dispatcher downs today, couldn't understand a word they said.
A lady never wants her name in print except on the occasion of her birth, her marriage, and her death.
For example, one would not want to be pictured intoxicated at a gathering. "Never be photographed with a drink in your hand" is companion advice from parents to children teaching proper decorum. No matter how much fun one has in private, among trusted friends, one must only be put before the public when hatched, matched, and dispatched. Being thrust into the public eye is inherently distasteful.
Dispatched means you have finished your drink.
Have you finished your drink yet? Yes, it has been dispatched!
A person who will climb over their SO to screw a technician
The Service Dispatcher booked 12 hours of work and called at 3 hours in to ask if you "needed something to do after lunch"