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doink

vt. 1. To flub, or make a mistake, particularly in a sporting match.

I cannot believe that kicker doinked that field goal, even after the penalty gave him a second chance.

by Dale Mahoney October 07, 2003

doink

to waste time friviously

as in "doinking around on the computer."

by Torie Benson October 18, 2003

doink

when you have to take a big shit

"ahh man, i gotta doink!"

by fal4751 February 28, 2006

doink

a word moderators or admins use when about to lock a thread/topic

"ok, this thread is useless...DOINK!" *locked*

by Dirge March 16, 2005

doink

A person who is acting foolish and or annoying.

He is acting like a doink! You are being a doink; knock it off!

by March 09, 2014

doink

a word only used by people hoo have exprienceed burban talks and tramp seshis sucha as burns ross paul clark charlotte jessie karli jack

we had a doink burbon talk today

by paul and clark November 30, 2006

doink

1. to place something(put it down) 2. to give possession to another, the opposite of yoink

As Chaz hands his father the wrench he asked for, Chaz says, "doink". Doink needs not a response. It merely replaces the sound of moving something(setting it down or handing it off).

by TacoPat06 November 03, 2006