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dork

One who is a silly goose, who is smart and perhaps a little awkward, but is ultimately harmless. Should be used w/ positive connotation, unlike it's angry cousin "loser."

Andon is such a dork for not realizing Andrea pulled that chair out from under him!

by Anne-drey-uh January 17, 2008

Dork

dork actually truly means whale penis .

I don't have to explain it dork

by Sinrook December 08, 2017

Dorked

A negative corporate outcome of a failed M&A transaction.

This company has been dorked!

by idman June 22, 2009

dork

Someone who sits around, writing the 500th definition for a word in the Urban Dictionary, as if anyone will ever read them all.

I'm such a dork for writing this.

by rfxvfghtjnjrm June 03, 2005

dork

Someone who is too far ahead of or too far behind the times. Someone who has a preoccupation with something that others don't care much about.

a dork is someone who wears high socks with sneakers and shorts with pasty white sunscreen on their face and a wide-brim sunhat.

by Yobi August 12, 2015

Dork

1. The word dork to a girl is a guy who is slighty nerdy and geeky, though they are also adorable and some what charming and cute. Being a dork doesn't mean your uncool, though just not popular. 2. The word dork(ette) to a guy is a guy/girl who is clumsy and uncordinated. Also who might be slightly nerdy, though not entirely or they might be a loser. 3. In general a dork(ette) is one who isn't afraid of what people think about them.

1. Ginger: Hey Laura, look it's that new kid David. Laura: He's not hot, though he is kinda cute and nice. Ginger: I talked to him in Math Class, he's kind of a dork. 2. David: Josh, what do you think about Kirsten? Josh: She's a 5, I heard she sucked at soccer tryouts. David: She's really smart, and I think she's cute even if she's a dorkette. 3. Brandy: I can't believe Andy mooned Ms. Jones and the whole student body in the school pakinglot. Sabrina: Well he is a dork, of course he doesn't care what he does.

by Kenge July 26, 2007

Dork

If a girl calls a guy dork she thinks your cute. If a guy calls another guy a dork he thinks your a loser.

guy: *harmless comment* girl: "is that a fat joke?!" guy: 'WHAT?! NO!" girl: "Im kidding!; your a dork"

by thatexplainsEVERYTHING November 10, 2012