A fork of Rural Dictionary
An Asian woman of 60+ years suffering from either hard FOBing, or just old age onset-not giving a fuck. Clad in either a sunhat or a poker visor for that reduced visibility. Accessorising with a granny trolley. They generally become an obstruction on walkways, stairs, and escalators. In rarer cases, will cut in line or roll over your foot with their granny trolley.
I missed my bus because the sunhat was stationed in the middle of the escalator.