A fork of Rural Dictionary
Similar to projectile vomit, except from the anus. Normally explosive diarrhea is bile and orange juice, accompanied by chunks of scratchy objects ranging in size from a pebble to however big your ass can stretch, and unexpected volumes of fart which do a marvelous job of dispersing said liquid and chunks. Explosive diarrhea is deceptive; leaving the top of the lid virtually unharmed, yet devastating the underside.
Someone had explosive diarrhea at ihop
1.explosive diarrhea is when you fart and have diarrhea at the same time.
not something you want to have.
2.when you get diarrhea and you poop so fast a jet of diarrhea water hits you in the ass leaving you smelling like well...shit
i thought I was about to fart but instead it was explosive diarrhea.
A condition that occurs when your butt is full of soupy shit and gas.
It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water.
Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.
Jim nearly killed his goldfish when he had explosive diarrhea
A diarrhea so explosive that you can hear a guy with explosive diarrhea scream, smell something foul, and see pure shit coming out of a stall and a guy flying and bursting through the roof or the porta-potty flying with him as he lifts off the toilet seat. Then, his ass ejects millions of nukes while he is falling down and detonating them and probably killing you.
I ended up with explosive diarrhea after eating a pound of Chipotle.
When you're sitting on the pot and you've got diarrhea and you blast a dukie SO hard that it explodes out of your butt, leaving your toilet in ruins, and you with a bloody ass.
"Uh, mom? i think you need to check this...my diarrhea, kinda...exploded out of my ass."
A Haiku to Poo
Thunder from within
Legs Shaking, Pants down, Anus spillz
Fuck, my hole is RAW
Johnny- I think I just peed out of my butt
Leela-Sounds about right!
Explosive Diarrhea
A situation where your semi-mexican friend has bragged too much about 'nothing being to hot for me' and has to prove it one night when eating wings.
Tony V. ate some hot-wings so blistering that when the explosvie diarrhea consumed him at 2am he screamed from his anus bursting into flames.