Country Dictionary

'To go eggroll' is to go crazy/mad at/for a reason/object/person. Literally means 'nuts'

'I went absolutely Eggroll on urbandictionary last night!'

To beat someones ass chinese style. The type of battle you would fear if Lee Wung Chow Nong was involved.

Lee Wung Chow Nong - "I will give you a double dragon whammy little boy" White Boy - "Shut the hell up, Don't make me go eggroll on your ass!" Lee Wung Chow Nong - *Attacks white boy eggroll style* White Boy - *Judo Chop* Lee Wung Chow Nong - *Dies*

A chinese with a small eggroll penis

small penis eggroll

An extremely fast drumroll across the snare and toms; like a blur of sound as opposed to distinct beats. Best performed by an egg-shaped drummer with straight arms can not bend much due to the large body mass.

Just throw in an eggroll here for a fill.

Someone who is a professional carnie; in turn, smelling like cabbage. For all carnies smell of cabbage. Or someone with small hands who may be hinding a carnie past. Root: One of Austin Powers two fears - "Carnies. Small hands...smell like cabbage." Used primarly North of North Birmingham.

You have a friend who is incredibly short with small hands. You establish weeks ahead of time you think she is carnie who smells of cabbage. Hey, what's up eggroll?

a large marijuana cigarette filled with fried chicken and cornbread

Ayo Latarius you have them Ghetto Eggroll's because I need a puff a bite.

when a large black woman inserts a chinese man's whole head into her open vagina.

For her final act, Big Bertha Brown delivered Charlie Kwang his first disappearing eggroll.