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The act of being sent to the emporium gift shop to help out at the end of the day, whilst on a shift at Camelot Theme Park.

Arghh shit man, i've been emped again! :(

...They've emped me again.

a word that literally has no meaning; idiot.

dylan, youre an emp.

Emperor, superior, You will be owned

emp will own you

A slang term for mp3, or a verb that means to download mp3s.

You got Tha Carter IV? Send me those emps!

I've been emping all day, and my ratio on Waffles.fm still sucks!

Epic Motherfucking Phail.

A fail so epic that not only did the spelling of the word 'fail' change, just for that moment but it also fucked several mothers.

He fucking walked into a doorknob...EMP.

Extreme emo; one letter beyond emo (em+p)

"I enjoy fallin asleep to Les Mis. Call me emp but I loves it, I do."

eat my pants

EMP u motherfuckerz