A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of failing; as to not achieve a desire goal/dream.
Used in many forums, as a way of saying that particular person is a true failure to human kind or some other put down related insult.
"Your parents phailed." = Your parents
did not raise you correctly, or taught you wrong.
"You phailed at life, hang yourself." Self-explanatory.
Super-mega-ultra phail. A portmanteau of the words 'phallus' and 'fail'.
As defined by certain members of The Review Lounge.
"Your project is phail."
"Fail?"
"No, phail. It's basically major suckage."
"Oh, okay. Kthxbai."
To seduce a teacher, usually male with blond hair and deep blue eyes.
Jorma and Andy had high hopes in one day phailing with their hot substitute teacher, Mr. Shears.
Phailm is commonly mispelled amongst the general population, and it should be noted it has a silent m at the end. It is part of the leet language, or 1337 language, it originated from the deepest darkest depths of the internet. Because it's part of the 1337 vocabulary, it is a pointless mispelling and has stupid characters inserted, like the term pwned. Phailm is used to describe the idiocy of someone or the failure of a certain task.
Person 1: I just bought a new Dell computer!
Person 2: Phailm!
a slang, forum-based term meaning fail, failure, wrong, or used as an insult usually meaning one is a failure, dumb, weak, etc.
person A - teh new maps suck, they are so not l337. bungie is a total phail!
person B - yeah sure you little no life forum crawling faggot. Learn to use real English and stop blaming Bungie for how bad you are.