A fork of Rural Dictionary
A large Asian man who is perpetually bored which is apparent due to his constant reiteration of "I'm bored". Unfortunately for those around him, this essentially means that someone is not going to get pussy tonight considering that he is a cock block beyond a galaxial scale. If Enoch is around you and he's bored, you are not getting laid tonight. Do not pass go, do not collect $200 or pussy. He also has an obsession with a store he proudly dubs "Cit Co". If you actually understand what is coming out of his mouth, you have more patience than Jesus. Then again, Jesus makes miracles and two of which would be to stop Enoch from cock blocking and make him speak proper English.
Chase: Dood brahh, so I was making out with Collen the other day and then I heard 'I'm Bored' outside my room. Fucking A man, what a cock block. He then asked me if I wanted to go to Cit Co" and for some reason, I agreed to go.
Enoch: I'm bored.
Chase: Doood, you just said that.
Enoch: No!
A wild creature that likes to eat feet, they used to live deep in the ocean, but they have stupidly left and migrated to the sky’s where they go in to airplanes and naw on feet. Recently however we’re seeing them near the ground level. There are trillions still in the ocean, but quintillions in the sky. Less than 2 million have been seen on land. The ones on the land like to eat faces rather than feet. Which has confused scientists for the past few years.
When on an airplane.
Girl: “Ouch! An Enoch bit my foot off!”
Guy”That’s all right.”
On the ground. (More recently)
Guy:”that Enoch are my girlfriends face off”
Other girl”want me instead?”
Guy”sure why not my old girl is dead now”
An Indian reservation.Can be used to describe how intoxicated you became.
Lastnight I was drunk as the whole town of Enoch
A method of Quinning or having sex with a fat gamer who looks like a chick
Jane: Did you Enochs that dude last night.
Erika: Hells yeah bitch he was all like OMG game!!!
when a girl is dancing in a club with a guy, and some random drunk guy tries to break them up and gets completely rejected, leaving him to stalk the dance floor for other prey and look like a damn fool.
"So last night I was at the UG and I totally got enoched."
"I was dancing with my boyfriend and I was enoched."
Enoch is the name for a cristian boy who doesn't know how to give up. He is always persevering and is also good with the ladies. Guys watch out, mr steal your girl has joined your school. Though he can be anoying sometimes, he is a good person.
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