A fork of Rural Dictionary
The whitest guitar player alive, a man who plays with the feel and emotion of
a wet dishwag.
'God' of ripping off black blues players.
Eric Clapton, 'God' of inadvertently ripping off black blues players without credit.
One of the most one overrated guitar players of all time. Compared to Jimi Hendrix he's barely a guitar player. Don't get me wrong, I think Clapton is a great guitarist but I'm tired of my grandma telling me how amazing he is when I've listened to a lot of his stuff and have his records. Jimi Hendrix kicks his ass by far.
excessive drooling while giving a blow job.
Does anyone else Eric Clapton when giving oral?
It’s Eric Clapton outside today.
A very hot day when the sun is said to be cracking the flag stones.
Eric Clapton’s son, Conor, fell from a 53rd floor apartment, effectively cracking the flags on the pavement below.
Bleeding hell, it’s Eric Clapton out there today.
Makes music that makes me believe that I am white and wealthy, and yet, I am neither one of those things.
Eric Clapton takes me away into a world of glitz, glamour, coke and an overall ambience of debauchery that I deeply crave in my pauperism lifestyle.