Country Dictionary

To jizz, skeet, ejaculate

That chick was so hot i ermmed in my pants!

the sound that a tuckus makes when it pauses to collect its thoughts

Sam: Hey what's up, Jon?
Jon: Erm...nothin'

your answer when your kids ask you why you're leaving again

"Erm, mommy, er, is coming back soon, beebee..i love you."

Used often by John Kerry.

"So who are these foreign leaders you calim to have supported you?"

"Erm...."

Something Steph says when harshly disturbed or shocked. Usually due to Curtis' stupidity, or because he is readjusting his penis. Usually coupled with cruncing into the fetal position.

Me - "PELVIC THRUST!!!>_<"
Steph - "ERM!!!"

1. (n.) a term used to describe the unmistakeable mustache that is usually sported by typically older emergency responders ranging from firemen, EMT's , Paramedics and sometimes law officers. 2. ( n.) acronym for Emergency Responders Mustache

regardless of the the ERM, danny the EMT was able to work his way threw the crawl space to save the child.

or

that guy has the ERM going on, he must be a fireman

It's a non-gender specific way to reffer to a guy who looks like a girl or lady resembling a man, most applicable use is for androgynous people

I saw erm go into the family bathroom; so the jury's still out on if they have an innie or an outtie