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A bad excuse not to try.

You'll never learn from past failures if you don't try.

The state of being a complete failure, so much it is virtually a religion or way of life.

I completely suck at Halo, so I became a member of Failurism

A sense of being unsucessful or failed.

Failureness might be a key to success.

Completely incompetent, useless, and unable to complete the simplest tasks successfully.

Cassandra Collins is the biggest failure in the history of the world!

A moment of illumination; a chance to reexamine/reconsider one's approach. A necessary byproduct of risk. See also: opportunity.

Failure:

"No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." -Samuel Beckett

Alfred Pennyworth: Took quite a fall, didn't we, Master Bruce?
Thomas Wayne: And why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. -"Batman Begins"

Someone or something in which is bound to fail. Can be used as fail-to-be.

My friend Mark is a total failure-to-be.
Every new thing he tries his hand at, he fails.

Hi failure? Your definitions are dope af suck my willy

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