A fork of Rural Dictionary
The state of being a complete failure, so much it is virtually a religion or way of life.
I completely suck at Halo, so I became a member of Failurism
What Steven He is
9-year-old Steven: Don't say failure!
Steven's dad aka substitute teacher: *waits for 2-3 awkward silence*
FAILURE
me
Dad: Did you pass your exam?
me: No Dad, i didn't
Dad: Well your a failure to this family you uncultured swine!