A fork of Rural Dictionary
Steven He is such a failure
When he was 9 years old he was still in school
And he used calculators
When his father was 9 he had to walk over hills for miles to get to school 26 hours a day
He had to do it on one foot
His other foot was starting a business
Now Steven is an actor with a YouTube channel
This is why he doesn't have a girlfriend
The state of being a complete failure, so much it is virtually a religion or way of life.
I completely suck at Halo, so I became a member of Failurism
A sense of being unsucessful or failed.
Failureness might be a key to success.
A moment of illumination; a chance to reexamine/reconsider one's approach. A necessary byproduct of risk. See also: opportunity.
Failure:
"No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." -Samuel Beckett
Alfred Pennyworth: Took quite a fall, didn't we, Master Bruce?
Thomas Wayne: And why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. -"Batman Begins"
Someone or something in which is bound to fail. Can be used as fail-to-be.
My friend Mark is a total failure-to-be.
Every new thing he tries his hand at, he fails.