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Past tense of the word fap. Meaning to masturbate.

Hot chick: Wanna do me?
Geek: Nah, I just fapped it to your pic in last month's issue of Playboy.

The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.

Did you see those Natalie Portman pics? *fap fap fap*

The act of masturbating before making a tough/thoughtful decision.

A portmanteau of "fap" (slang term for masturbation) and the phrase "sleep on it" (think about something in the night and morning).

Mike: Should I ask Jennie out? She's really hot.
Jim: Fap-on-it man.
*an hour later*
Jim: So?
Mike: Nah, I like blondes.

Someone Masturbating

1. Dude I was fapping to a porn video last night

2. He is fapping cuz he got no one to give him a handjob

To jack off or masturbate.

Man i was fapping last night and totally jizzed all over my hands.

When you can't get anyone to give you legit sex so you must live a solitude sex life of strictly bringing yourself to orgasm.

I have chronic halitosis so no one will give me any real sex. So i am doomed to a life of eternal fapping.

The art of making love to yourself ..

I'm fapping to porn magazines.