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A totally gaywad movie about a bunch of low life fartknockers that don't have jobs, but manage to drive $80,000 cars and loaf around all day having *kewl* adventures.
The Fast And The Furious should have included the Mystery Van from Scooby-Doo, then it would have rocked.
A crappy movie that the director compares to opera, starring an actor who the director keeps calling "a beautiful, beautiful man." And it has Vin Deisel.
A streetracing movie that really, really sucked for car guys.
A street racing series that used to be all about racing. and actually had focus on the fans. However, once "Fast and Furious" was made, everything about the series did a flip, now only focusing on action and explosions that would make Michael Bay proud. In essence, the car series has become a cash cow.
Person 1: Goddamn, I hear the new Fast and the Furious movie is coming tomorrow! Person 2: Yeah, I would rather save my movie. Honestly, what the fuck does "family" mean in the movie?
movie I'll watch but never buy or rent with my own money.
The movie's alright as long as you're watching for free so you don't have to beat yourself up over the transparent plot.
Great series of films that had its rep ruined by muscle and ricer guys. FnF is about achieving a middle ground between show, that PEOPLE (yes, people) win races and not the cars, and go with a actual storyline (unlike most car movies), not "my ricer can beat you exotic" or "muscle rules yo!" It's all about making your car perform, but stickers, subtle bodykits, other interior and visual mods etc. is ok as long as you use them correctly.
Ricer kid; "My civic is a modded out super car becaus i watched fnf" Muscle kid; "My beaten up stang wil bet ur poser fnf fag" Common sense guy; "The Fast and The Furious is a fun movie u idiots. Besides it tried to achieve a middle ground between go and show. And no car is good without a good team and driver."
A totally retarded movie about criminals and a cop who basically the entire movie is them racing fast cars and high-tailing it away from cops.
Fast and the Furious is booty ass donkey balls