A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of a man or boy of having a boner
a fire hydrant is an inside joke used between my friends.... meaning when a fugly guy sees a hot woman (us) and gets the urge to come and fuck us getting a boner.
During sexual intercorse you piss and nut in the chicks ear.
Ya she still can't hear her boyfriend decided to pull a reverse fire hydrant on her.
Haute couture of the canine fashion icon.
FYI, fire hydrant chic is Gigi’s bottom line concern when you bring home the next “super cute” but highly embarrassing freak-wear costume from Petco or PetSmart.
When a high wasted midget wears red pants and have a big ass.
SNL skit with Bill Hader and Seth Myers where Stefon says a club Twice has thought of everything including human fire hydrants
A person who's going on and on about a subject they're interested in, not letting others get a word in edgewise. By spewing a constant stream of information, they become the human equivalent of an open fire hydrant.
Jeez, Jon, you haven't stopped talking about 3D printing all night; you're being a real verbal fire hydrant!
When you have a facebook account and someone, usually a signifcant other, or someone that wants to be held in a higher postion in your pecking order feels the need to post, like, or make comments on your facebook page constantly in order to "mark their territory". Akin to a dog "marking his/her territory" like a fire hydrant with urine.
Dennis: "I hung out with Shannon the other weekend and we had a good time." Dennis: "But, she's left several comments and posts on my facebook page since then, it's kind of annoying." Jeremy: "Archetypal facebook fire hydrant my friend..."
When a man releases a massive amount of cum on a woman’s body making their dick like a broken fire hydrant when they cumshot a woman
I was fucking yo bitch last night and gave her the good old fire hydrant