A fork of Rural Dictionary
Every time I whip it out when I go to the bathroom.
zip and aaahh. that felt good. that was a wonderful free willy.
To skinny dip on a crowded beach and then run round the beach naked
Eh , lurd this free willy'in is boss i feel so free like ive just been on a nite of mozam
n. term used to describe a morbidly obese person, usually weighing at least 500 pounds.
Tom: "Who ate all the twinkies?" Larry: "I bet it was free willy."
Another way of saying going commando (for a male). Willy means dick. Your dick and balls are freely hanging when you go commando.
My favorite way to jog or do jumping jacks is while I'm Free Willy.
When your smoking a bong and start to take a hit but end up coughing down into the chamber causing water to shoot out the stem, like a whale shooting water out of its blowhole
Douglas tried taking a huge bong rip but just ended up free willying
when you cum on yo bitch's tits
I was doin her hard, and when I was finished I free willied all over her sexy chest.
After I took off my underwear, my free willy was showing.