A fork of Rural Dictionary
The boner you get that will rival blue balls. Caused from going to long between nut busts. May or May not be influenced by workout supplements. Tren, D-aspartic acid, Horny goat weed, Tongkat ali, and a few others can cause it. Will get a boner that throbs like the Incredible Hulk, veins ready to burst, mushroom tip hard as a cinder block.
After a week on this new cycle, I kept getting Rage wood. I could steer my car no handed on my 45 minute commute.
Heard this first in high school. During the early 2000's. Sexual act involving the gang banging of a mentally retarded person.
My favorite place to look for girls is the psyche ward. Always down for Club sped.
This one is for the fitness crowd. Not the cross fit wussies though. You tie a weight to your election. You use the throbs to lift the weight connected to it. Equipment needed: shoelace, weight plate(s), post workout supplement such as creatine/bcaa's.
Women have kegels. Men have cock curls. Even the buddhist monks hang weights from their scrotums for toughness training exercises.
A nickname for one who is well endowed. Resembles the trunk on the Sesame Street character Snuffleuppugus.
Male 1: "If it wasn't for my wang, I could drop to a lighter weight class in MMA." Male 2: "For real bro. You look like Snuffleuppugus." "What do you feed that monster?"
Owned by impotent dudes going thru a midlife crisis. More often or not has poor driving skills and is unfit to operate a Prius. Often see these clowns doing burnouts, losing control, then curb kissing their front bumper.
Ford mustang is the official car of curb kissing.
The atmosphere/climate on or around your scrotum/testicles.
Its humid and hot in my sacnosphere during the summer months.
A 1990's to early to mid 2000's slang denoting a hood rat, hoe, skunk, chicken head, slut, cum dumpster. Popular term in southern New England in the inner cities.
Driving down Lake Ave in Manchester NH: sees woman with swanky short skirt and high heels walking in a sketchy neighborhood. "Look at that fucking pigeon. Probably has a Hoover vacuum for a mouth."