A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be in a very unfavorable predicament.
After the power went out while Chris was on his computer, he was "fucked like chuck"
1. To have sexual intercourse with someone and then leave them. 2. To toss a person out after having sexual intercourse.
Amy was the bomb last night but you know, I had to fuck 'n chuck her.
A variation of a ninja fuck but with Chuck Norris. When a man is screwing a broad and stops, steps to the side, and roundhouses an oversized dildo directly into her anus, much like a hammer hitting a nail.
When you Chuck fuck, scream "This Is Sparta!" at the top of your lungs.
A line that was just recently put in a rap battle of Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris on youtube. This means being all-powerful and indestructible.
Guy 1: "I just shot you in the heart, why didn't you die?" Guy 2:"CUZ I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!"
The act of throwing up while fucking a fat women.
Fat-women: If you do ill give you big bucks. Guy: I guess, if i get good money. Guy: Sick. BARF!!! Fat-women: why do guys always up-chuck fuck me!
Ryan, i'm going to Chuck Fucking Lidell you. What does that even mean?! It means to Haymaker someone in the TAINT!