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In the first LOTR film Gandalf blows a smoke ship through a smoke ring. A Gandalf is someone who smokes so much weed that they have the same level of smoking expertise as Gandalf himself.

Man1: "Stop hogging the splif Gandalf." Man2: "Why don't you just fuck off and let me enjoy my bud Gandhi."

A cum shot to the lower jaw.

My friend shouted "You shall not pass!" at me, so I gave him a Gandalf.

The result of lighting a pipe perfectly as to keep the weed or tobacco burning without subsequent lighting attempts.

Here, hit that bowl quick, its gandalfing

A Gandalf is the act of an old man tickling someones balls with his long old grey beard.

'My balls are itching' 'why don't you go and ask that old todger over there to give you a Gandalf'

1. A wizard from J.R.R. Tolkien's magnificent legendarium. 2. A pipe (used for tobacco or marijuana, but usually marijuana) which is shaped like the pipe that Gandalf smokes out of in Peter Jackson's film adaptation of The Lord of the Rings. This type of pipe has a normal, rounded bowl attached to a very long, thin stem. When smoked, the bowl is held in front of the torso, somewhere between the nipples and the bellybutton, depending on the length of the stem. Longer stems are more desirable.

1. Gandalf is smoking some pipe-weed. 2. I am using a Gandalf to smoke some pipe-weed of my own.

1. Growing a long white beard, much like that of the Lord of the Rings character it was named for. 2. Hitting something with a big stick 3. In a sexual situation, pulling the old man switcheroo when the lights go out. You switch yourself with an old man and by the time your partner notices, you have slinked away into the night.

1. When I get old, I'm just gonna Gandalf that shit. 2. I Gandalf (ed) that dude's mailbox the other day. 3. We weren't really that compatible, so I just hit it and Gandalf (ed) that bitch.

One of the Istari (Wizards). A member of The Fellowship of the Ring. Gandalf, "Elf of the Wand".

Olori, Mithrandir, Incanus, Tharkun, Greyhame.