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gandalf

santa on crack

you shall not pass!

by lewis June 14, 2004

gandalf

The coolest character in the Lord of the Rings

Frodo: Hey, Gandalf, how do I get rid of this god damn ring? Gandalf: My friend, you have to touch yourself at night without wearing the ring.

by God July 22, 2003

gandalf

one of the many Hobbit themed cocktails available at the pub of the same name, in Southampton. Contains vodka, archers, blue WKD and lemonade. Very refreshing. £3 for a pint. I love them far too much.

"Mine's a Gandalf, please"

by Jez March 07, 2005

gandalf

Coke or cocaine in powder form. The color of the substance resembles that of Gandalf's outfit after his transformation from grey to white.

Sam: I was up all night. I might have to take a nap after breakfast. Bil: No dude, just take a hit of gandalf and you'll be able to at least make it through second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, and afternoon tea. Pip: You shall not pass out.

by scoobysnatch January 10, 2013

gandalf

Supporting character in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Gandalf is a wizard who "dies" in the first book but comes back in The 2 Towers. He helps Frodo, a hobbit, bring the one ring to Mordor, where it can be destroyed to save Middle Earth.

Gandalf is to Mage as Frodo is to Hobbit.

by Montezuma999 May 29, 2003

gandalf

One of the Istari (Wizards). A member of The Fellowship of the Ring. Gandalf, "Elf of the Wand".

Olori, Mithrandir, Incanus, Tharkun, Greyhame.

by Larstait November 21, 2003

gandalf

He's the sexy old magical wizard from Lord of the Rings. He's mad pimpin, just look at his pimp stick. He's been around for generations and just about everyone knows him! He must get what he wants when he wants, if you know what I mean ;)

Gandalf the mofoin' P.I.M.P and the lil dirty hobbit Frodo have a really close relationship. I wonder what happens in the bedroom at night time between both of them.

by Figgy February 02, 2004