A fork of Rural Dictionary
Some one who is not a homosexual, but is a complete idiot, and he's so smug and proud that you just want to BASH HIS FACE IN WITH A SHOVEL!!!!!
A "gaytard" sits next to me in english. He occasionally smirks over at me and says something idiotic.
An individual who combines the most ridiculous aspects of gay culture with the lowest I.Q and the shortest attention span.
"Omigod, I like, love Jessica Simpson! Am I like, a gaytard?"
The name to someone who you think maybe homosexual and is (in your opinion) "speshal"
Fairweather is a bloody "gaytard"
Used to describe something so disagreeable that neither "gay" nor "retarded" (derog.) are sufficient descriptors. Gay + Retarded = Gaytarded
The movie "I Know Who Killed Me" is gaytarded.