A fork of Rural Dictionary
The state of being so gay that one becomes retarded or vice versa.
That male stripper over there is so gaytarded!
This word can also be used when not even a modicum of political correctness is desired in one's speech. It is an expletive to be held in the bottom of one's bag of tricks and used particularly in emergencies. The professional may garnish with the "F word."
Jill: I hope someday all people will be treated equally and will treat others equally, even those of different races, religions, creeds, colors, shapes and sizes. Jack: That is the most f*cking gaytarded thing I have ever heard.
A combination of slang terms gay and retarded. Although similar in spelling and sound to said slangs, gaytarded pertains to a ridiculous situation where and when no other single word can emphasize the degree of how gay and retarded the scene really is. Not related to homosexuality or mental illness. Note: Gaytarded should only be used in the most extreme level of social depravity.
Doug: Come see my band man, we're totally cool! Andy: Yeah? What's it sound like? Doug: Well we sound like Tool, but instead of drums I've elected to beatbox! Andy: Doug- you and everything in your world is fucking gaytarded. Doug: Yeah we're called "Aesthetic." Andy: I will end you, gaytard.
a word that denotes the actions or personality of one who in fact may not be gay, or retarded, but do or say things that suggest that they may be both. not gay in there sexual preference, or retarded concerning there mental capacities, but gay and retarded in the same way that david spade movies, or montel williams episodes are. gaytarded may be used to denote an object or an idea rather than an individual. the word gaytard may be used to denote one, who in fact, is gaytarded.
fred:bro, i rode my bike too much last weekend and my gooch got all chaffed up! ted:oh damn dude, i hate that, chaffage is freakin gaytarded!
Used to describe something so disagreeable that neither "gay" nor "retarded" (derog.) are sufficient descriptors. Gay + Retarded = Gaytarded
The movie "I Know Who Killed Me" is gaytarded.