A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you say when you realize that opinions are like assholes - most stink. I'm listening to Party All the Time right now, who gives a fuck? I'm drinking soda and water at the same time, who gives a fuck? I like wearing leather jackets and turtlenecks, who gives a fuck? Not me, not you, nobody gives a flying shit. If I wanna eat macaroni with hot dogs in it and dip my chicken fingers in coke, who gives a flying fuck? I'm gonna do it anyway, and I don't give a fuck if some neckbeard peasant wants to try to shit on me for it! I don't give a fuck! Who gives a fuck? Not me, not you!
PS, if you have so much time on your hands that you DO give a fuck, please seek psychological help by calling the mental health hotline at 800-950-6264. Or not. Who gives a fuck what you do? Not me, not you!
I'm gonna dip chicken fingers in coke, all the while vibing to Party All the Time - who gives a fuck?
- I just got a new phone!
- Dude, no one gives a fuck.
An expression to mean that one does not care, emphasized by the disregard of grammar in the statement itself.
Observe the Honey Badger, as he ain't give a fuck about nothing.
Your insults do nothing because I don't give a fuck.
To not care or, "give a fuck" about a certain subject, object, action or comment.
Sally: "You look like an idiot"
Bob: "I don't give a fuck"
Sally: "..."
"Does it look like a give a fuck?"
"You really think I give a fuck?"