Country Dictionary

Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.

See also Gorf and Bogfly.

So much gorfing, so little time.

A marijuana bowl with a green little frog on it

"Hey look at the new bowl i got, his name is Gorf"

Noun, the pungent mixture of dirt, urine, vomit and stale beer that accumulates on the floor of fraternity basements.

"There was so much gorf down there that my sneakers stuck to the floor."
"On warm days the gorf reeks so bad you can smell it across the street."

A comical blanket substitute for the word fuck, similar to boink. Derived from the classic Atari video game of the same name.

The hotel room was crowded, pot smoke was everywhere, and under the hot sheets there was ample opportunity to gorf the ears off the girl next to you without ever even knowing her name.

The sexual practice of inserting one's entire head into their partner's vagina or anus.

Gorfing can be a dangerous, but rewarding practice.

to receive really good head, deepthroat

She gorfed my entire unit. I really need some gorf.

The act of sucking dick

The fuckin' bitch gorfed me like a true champ, taking in every god dam inch and swallowing my load.