Country Dictionary

Gorfing is the act of farting into your hand and then quickly smelling it. Another method would be to fart and then quickly turning in it's direction to smell it. Gorfers are people who frequently gorf because they really enjoy it's aroma

Me and Billy snuck down to the auditorium to watch Mary while she was gorfing her ass off.

gorf is a word created by technoblade, as said in his video titled “i like frogs” he states “is gorf a word? it will be a word, i will make it a word”

“Did you guys know, frog spelt backwards is gorf?”

A derogatory term for a citizen of the French-speaking province of Quebec.

As Quebecers are accepted to be "backwards frogs" in relation to their counterparts in France, frog backwards spells = gorf.

I got sloshed with a bunch of gorfs over in Gatineau the other night.

to make a mistake; to render damaged.

I gorfed up the paint job on my Chevelle when I sprayed Bleche-Wite on it.

A strange green creature, thought to be created from a puddle of slime on a distant planet. Has yellow ears that resemble wings and wears read boxing gloves all the time. Starts and ends everthing it says with "Heh heh heh". Thought to be genderless, but this fact is still unproven. Although it appears not to need nourishment, it can eat almost anything, as it's stomach has black-hole-esque properties. Has the ability to glow and to fly via methane gas if it should eat something with highly radioactive properties. This creature is thought to be well over 300 years old. Is apparently very fond of cheese.

The dingo ate my baby. The Gorf ate my dingo.

1. An exclamatory statement
2. Problematic Occurance
3. Substitute for any word you can't think of at the moment.
4. Introductory greeting between individuals aware of Gorf.

Past tense: Gorfed
Verb form: Gorfing

1.(Something crazy happens) - "Gorf!"
2.(I forgot about my final exam) - "Ah Gorf!"
3."Hey Dan I need that uh..the uh..GORF"
4.(person says while approaching another person) "GORF!!!"

The action of squatting down low with your arms over each other like a russian dancer and bobbing up and down while repeatedly saying "Gorf".

Sean kicked me yesterday after I gorfed down the entire hallway.