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When your wiping your ass and then you look and the only thing with shit on it is your thumb..
I wiped my ass and accidently got a green thumb...
To be fucking a vegetarian chick from behind and you decide to shove a thumb in her anus.
Bro, I was fucking that vegetarian bitch Rita the other night. She talked back to me and I gave that slut a green thumb!
Having the uncanny sexy ability to plant anything and bring it to life: Gabe’s Green Thumb
Wow, that seed is taking beautifully. You must have Gabe's Green Thumb.
Throw some potting soil on the ground and while having coitus in the doggy style position with your partner they pretend to be gardening. When finished sprinkle some dirt on their bootyhole and place a seed in the dirt, then plunge the seed in with your thumb.
My boyfriend gave me the green thumb last night, and now I have a green bean growing out of my anus.