A fork of Rural Dictionary
hatties are some of the most amazing and funny people you will know! She will allay come up with the weirdest things.
Hatties are also very tall.
Thy also love a good old pig.
Hatties will get on the best with Lolas and Millies because of there unique personalities.
Person 1: ' look at that person wearing a pig mask'
Person2: 'She's obviously a hattie!'
A gigantic lard ass. She's like a horse but instead of kicking you when you're behind her she will sit down and suffocate you with her fat cheeks and beefy lips.
Person 1: who is that humongous beast
Person 2: that's Hattie, I heard she has the
longest, fishiest bussy lips in the school
Person 1: oh no she's approaching us
Hattie: *shits on the floor and uses it as a slip n slide*
Hattie is the best friend I could ever have. It’s like we share the same brain and I couldn’t do anything with out her. She is the sweetest and funniest best friend out there and no other friend will compare. I love her with my whole heart and I know she deserves the world. We have literally never fought and we always know how eachother are feeling. I laugh until I can’t anymore when I’m with her. It’s the best feeling.
S: ‘E who is your best friend?’
E: ‘Hattie, she is the best person ever!!’
Love you Hattie, E x