A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cristiano is the GOAT Basic football knowledge is required to learn that Ronaldo is the football GOAT (and NOT the Ghost of Eibar aka Pessi)
GOAT stands for Greatest of All Time .
e.g. Mahatma Gandhi Is the GOAT and is awesome.
Greatest Of All Time. Not a title that should be easily given out.
Jerry Rice, Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky, Willie Mays, Pele, Jack Nicklaus/Tiger Woods. They are the GOAT's in their respective sports.
An acronym meaning Greatest (G) Of (O) All (A) Time (T). It is usually used to describe someone or something as being the best compared to anything else. (Typically used in a sarcastic manner)
Queen Bey is the GOAT Ketchup is the GOAT of condiments
Rec.sport.tennis official definition - Greatest Of All Time <at some crap or other to do with tennis>. Originally merely the greatest tennis player to have ever lived, but that usage has been deprecated, as it didn't cater for a wide enough range of categories/qualities in a considered player. The new expanded terminology now includes all factors possible and usually specifies a mandatory distinction be pre-attached eg.Chick-magnet GOAT. Talent and Ability GOATs are hotly debated and considered by many uninformed/silly folks to be Mr.R.Federer of Sweden, however, those with some experience/knowledge state Fabrice Santoro, McEnroe or Nadal in their evidence. Pete Sampras is rated as the Supreme GOAT, using the RST 7543 ultimate tennis ranking system.
GOAT Examples: Clay GOAT - Borg Tuneup GOAT - Lendl Left-handed GOAT - Laver Fitness GOAT - Borg/Chang Mental basket case GOAT - Ivanisevic Half-arsed GOAT - Sampras Pig-headed-preference-for-baseline-play-even-though-a-great-net- player GOAT - Becker Unsteady career graph GOAT - Agassi Peaking too early GOAT - Chang Nearly-man GOAT - Henman Journeyman who had one big result GOAT - Bastl/Peter Doohan Happening Hair GOAT - Frank Dancevic ass picking GOAT - Nadal ambiguously gay GOAT - Fed Striking resemblance to that guy from American Pie GOAT - Roddick Nothing but a serve GOAT - Karlovic Can't-Serve-GOAT - Schalken (always remember him :) Self-infliction-GOAT - Youzhny One-Match-Superman-At-Aussie-GOAT - Tsonga Who-Ate-All-The-Pies-GOAT - Nalbandian Goat of all Goats - Bjorn Borg Goat taco: Cantina los Caballitos; Goat byryiani: Minar Palace; Roast goat: my grandmother. Chick-magnet GOAT - Safin Miserable-Scottish-git GOAT - Murray Scoring-above-his-level GOAT - Stepanek Worst hawkeye percentage GOAT - Federer Married to a GOAT - Greg Norman GGOAT - Martina Navratilova (Gay GOAT) Lazy Goat wandering on a tennis court - Cedric Pioline