A fork of Rural Dictionary
An American woman who, having carried a child to term, and that child having eventually played organized hockey, obtains folksy wisdom which she then interpretes as the equivalent of, if not the superior to, a formal education. The hockey mom is characterized by several distinct markings. First, the hockey mom displays her love for Jesus in a bumper sticker and/or a knitted sweater. Often this display simultaneously rejects other belief systems and life preferences, occassionally damning the 'non-believers' to hell. Secondly, if the hockey mom has a daughter, that daughter is usually in possession of a promise ring, which inadvertently guarantees the 'turning out' of her daughter in college. Lastly, the hockey mom is characterized by an intense dislike of the French, especially, and xenophobia, generally, which serves to deflect any criticism on the grounds of hockey's French-Canadian popularity. The hockey mom often does not consider the racist implications of this position having had been exposed to virtually no peoples of color. If pressed, however, the hockey mom will concede that "some of them are alright," especially if "they love Jesus" and don't complain about "stuff" that happened "thousands" of years ago.
1. Sarah Palin is a self-proclaimed hockey mom.
1- A mother who takes their children to hockey games and is very competetive 2- A pit bull with makeup Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.
Sarah Palin thinks that she can fool us into thinking she's an average citizen with her "hockey mom" BS. What a TOOL!
When an aging MILF rests her sagging chest on someone's head.
"Dude, you were so drunk last night at the bar that some lady totally hockey momed you."
A mom that grew up on the streets in the 90’s and listen to ghetto rap. It is a role many hockey moms strive for. However, there are only two in the world; Leah and Kristine.
The baddest moms be ghetto hockey moms
What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick!
A term used by Alaskan politicians (who aren't familiar with the concept of soccer) to describe soccer moms
"They say the difference between hockey moms and pitbulls is lipstick."- Sarah Palin
Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.
Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games? Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey?? Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.