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pitbull

an animal bred for tuffness by men who are genetically deficient in the phallus-region.

pitbulls are often found urinating on churches, attacking elderely women in their sleep, and at least once a month, eating small children.

sadly, this isn't a flaw of the breed. when raised in a functional environment, pitbulls typically grow to be an affectionate, yet protective, breed of dog. agression is created two ways.

#1 - the aforementioned small-phallus'd man who beats his dog, because he needs to vent. he can't satisfy women, and no matter how many tribal tats he gets, people still don't think he's badass. the dog, in turn, learns to hate all people and becomes a scourge of society.

#2 - stupid, timid women who don't know what the fuck they're doing. letting a dog run a household is so backwards, i don't even know where to begin. they let the pit get away with everything because he's so cute, and when he misbehaves she attempts to swat him. the dog snarls, she backs off, and the dog learns to intimidate people.

Tuff Boi: See my new bluenose pitbull?
Dog Lover: He's adorable! Want to take him to the dog park to play with the other puppies?
Tuff Boi: Socialize my dog? That would make too much sense.

by stlmxc September 03, 2007

pitbull

A must have accessory for anyone living in a trailer.

"Shit main, Imma get me one a those mean ass pitbulls so it can fuck people up"

by Olshan August 29, 2008

pitbull

a very good man yes very good, his bald head makes all smile. my father has a case of ligma and it is very sever so pitbull is father figure to all now.
music sucks.

pitbull is best bald man ever weeeeeeeeeeeeee

by whydoineedaccountfordictionary January 16, 2022

pitbull

A dog like no other. Rumor is that a pitbull is a monstrousity; an animal who is a killer, oh the ignorance of people. A pitbull is an animal who would risk their life for their master. A bond between a dog and owner that no one can break...

Bella, a pitbull who is the best dog I could ever ask for. She would give her life for me, and for that... I am eternally grateful...

by peachhhhhh February 22, 2009

pitbull

Pitbull is a Cuban-American rapper whos songs have a hint of reggae in it. His songs are usually half spanish half english. He is featured heavily in Crunk by Lil Jon and in turn Lil Jon is featured in several of Pitbulls songs and tours. My favourite music artist!

Get down hit the flo! Dile ponme la hay que te la voy a partir - get down hit the floor (actually a twista song featuring pitbull)

by Timeh April 08, 2006

pitbull

a bad ass cuban rapper from miami

polk county!!!!!!!!!!!!

by 863 Ridas December 15, 2003

pitbull

an ugly breed of dog
that barks too much. usually owned by beck tattoo having PBR swilling dumbfucks . people like to own them for their aggressive reputation but claim that the reputation is unfounded.

" this is my pitbull . isn't she rad ?"

by jdubby July 03, 2014