A fork of Rural Dictionary
Numerous uses:
1) Quality dog food.
2) Given to students to be done after 6 MOTHER F***ING HOURS OF SCHOOL TIME ANYWAYS....
*ahem*
3) An excuse to invite your girlfriend/boyfriend over
1) Come here boy, I have something for you...
2) (Teacher) And after you have reviewed units 1-53, please finish pages 23 to 79.
3) Hey, want to come over to do *Homework*?
The reason I can't do what I want most of the damn time.
Homework: The reason school sucks, bar none.
Something you can do for good grades, if they're that important to you. Only reason to do it is because school wants you to suffer in life if you choose to do things differently, by giving you bad grades for people to judge everything about you by. Another way for them to make sure every child who comes out of there shit ass schools is yet another robot, product of the american dream.
The school system needs to be changed, don't ask me how, it does.
Mrs. Robert's homework can eat my ass, in fact so can she.
Cruel and unusual punishment created simply to make students unhappy, and to distract them from thinking about the opposite sex, the internet, their friends, the mall, the TV, or any other possible forms of entertainment. It's work, reviewing tedius classes that you sat through or talked through, or slept through in school. Usually homework takes many hours, unless you have "very little homework", which is also related to heavenly.
"Guh, I have so much damned homework tonight, I don't think that I can go over April's house. Doesn't that suck?"
homework is something that you make up excuses for so you dont have to touch it...
<mom>hey have you done any homework?
<kid>no uh i uh dropped it in posion oak on the way home today
<mom>but your not allergic to posion oak
<kid>uh yes i am....uh....i am...uh...i gotta g outside!