Country Dictionary

Your arsehole

Ah fuck not again, said lord edge as he found a gerbil up his hoop

To spin hula hoops for fun, for exercise or as a performance.

The last time I went raving, I couldn't believe how many people were hooping! I love hooping it is way more fun then going to the gym and it totally tones my abs.

To describe the act of concealment inside a human anus. Originating in Scotland due to the term hoop being used to describes ones anal ringpiece.

"How did u get that hash here from Finland?" "I hooped it!"

Administering psychoactive drugs via enema...aka stuffin' E up yer ass.

"C'mon brah...you gonna hoop that shit or what? I can't hold up the bottle of KY forever." "Maaan...hooping is so dirty."

One badass mutha. With a dick like a skyscraper and the body of a god it is understandable that he should be the most desirable man ever alive. Not only is he on a first name basis with greats like chuck norris and Bill Gates, but he also is a regular guest at the playboy mansion. This man is clearly a capital "b" badass. Use a respectful tone in his presence.

Chuck Norris: Dude I totally hung out with Hoopes the other day Bill Gates: Did not Chuck Norris: did too Bill Gates: Hoopes is such a badass God: yep

A phrase directed at someone meaning for them to go find something else to do or get lost usually due to being extremely annoying.

Scumbag Steve: "Hey man, can I borrow some money I forgot my wallet." You: "Hoop it."

1. A slang description of the act of someone being ass fucked by someone with a big dick which leaves their asshole gaping. Typically used to metaphorically describe a situation where you've experienced hardship and are unable to do anything about it. 2. A slang word to describe self-inflicted misfortune that could have easily been avoided.

1. Guy one - "Hey man, did you see how I got lag-slashed in dark souls?" Guy two - "Yeah man, you got fucking hooped!" 2. " I was walking along and slipped on the ice, if I had worn better boots I wouldn't have fucking hooped myself."