A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A slang description of the act of someone being ass fucked by someone with a big dick which leaves their asshole gaping. Typically used to metaphorically describe a situation where you've experienced hardship and are unable to do anything about it. 2. A slang word to describe self-inflicted misfortune that could have easily been avoided.
1. Guy one - "Hey man, did you see how I got lag-slashed in dark souls?" Guy two - "Yeah man, you got fucking hooped!" 2. " I was walking along and slipped on the ice, if I had worn better boots I wouldn't have fucking hooped myself."
A term used in prison for storing contraband within one's anus.
How can i get this butterfly knife on the yard to shank that shit talking scrap? -Hoop it!
Screwed. An uncomfortable situation. In a bad situation that seems to have no way out. Comes from one of two meanings: 1) To have figuratively taken it up the ass (the hoop). 2) railway terminology where new (additional) work orders were passed along to a train crew. The orders were printed on paper, tied with string, and held up high on the end of a pole. The string had a loop for the trainman to lean out of the window of a moving train and aim his arm through the loop (hoop) to get the orders.
"How you gonna explain that to your wife?" "I dunno man, I'm hooped." Yardmaster: "Theres more work for you down the line." Conductor:"Damn, Why can't we tie up and go home?" Yardmaster: "I got the orders from above. I'll hoop them up to you." Trainman to Conductor after grabbing order successfully: "We're hooped"
Placing an foreign item or object in your rectum in an attempt to smuggle it into a location.
Gerald was caught hooping cigarettes into the Penn again.