A fork of Rural Dictionary
Adjective describing something as being classy, much like a majestic horse, commonly used within the Australian culture.
Mario: Hey where's Karen tonight ? Stephen: I think she's out with Joe again Sevz: She's too horsey for us anyways.
Horsey is the game that is automatically initiated when people cross paths on a sidewalk. Those who yield and move off the sidewalk lose the game of Horsey. Those who control the sidewalk and walk unimpeded win the game of Horsey. Seniors, those with mobility limitations and parents with strollers or young children have God mode in Horsey and must win automatically.
"I got into a game of Horsey with that annoying guy who lives down the street and he got out of my way quick!" "I'm tired of this nonsense. If anyone decides to play Horsey with me today, I am not getting out the way!" "This family was heading to the ballpark as we were leaving and we had to let them win Horsey!"
A word used to describe a person being retarded, gross, annoying or a faggot. Also a faggot ass bitch nigger whore thot keester.
Jacob is such a horsey I can't believe he just put his homework in his ass
A judo throw that was created by Liv Hatley. Done by first getting in a horse stance and asking the person to come near you, then giving them a hug using the hands. Then the legs are wrapped around the person's waist so that you're hugging them with your full body. The throw ends with either a punch or a sweep causing both people to roll over laughing and wrestling. This so much fun. If you want to get your grandparents to play with you, ask them for a Horsey Hug and tell them Liv Hatley told you!
Liv: Hey Bryant, come here! You want to play judo with me? Come on, give me a Horsey Hug! Bryant: Okay, here we go. (crouches in the horse stance waiting) Liv: Okay, here I come. (she hugs Bryant with her hands) Hold on! We're not in the Horsey Hug yet. I gotta get my legs in there. Its not a Horsey Hug unless you go whole body with it, you know? Bryant: (laughing) I know, if you don't do it full body, its just not a Horsey Hug. (wraps his legs around Liv's waist and execute a tiger's claw) See? Like that. You didn't get your whole body into it. There wasn't enough power. Liv: I know. But isn't this fun? Its a great exercise, huh? Maybe next time we should let Grandpa Ben know about it. He doesn't know the secret of the Horsey Hug, yet. Bryant: I know, he likes his Hatley Hula better. (leans over into a Hatley Hula and kisses Liv) Whew! What a workout. I just about got strangled. Liv: I know. But that was a Horsey Hug. I had to show you some Hatley love.
The same as doggy style, but with the man leaning forwards over the woman's back and biting, nibbling or just holding the back of her neck with his teeth to stop her from moving.
Horsey style is the same way a stallion serves a mare.
A horseradish sauce Arby's offers as a regular condiment, alongside ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise. Also known to cause people to shit their pants.
"I put a lot of Arby's Horsey Sauce in those cupcakes." - Eric Cartman from South Park
Jane: I can't go tonight, I'm seeing my horsey buddy. Katie : I never knew you were fond of equestrianism ? Jane : Depends on the horsey.