A fork of Rural Dictionary
When fonts or design elements are clunky, too large, or unrefined.
Wow, your text looks horsey. You should tighten up the spacing and make it smaller.
When you lose self control under the influence of alchahol. A highly intoxicated person
It's my birthday on sat, I want to get "horsey" Sorry about last night, I got too "horsed". One of the boys was "horsing" it and got into a fight with the bouncers
An abnormal penis that bends upright too much when erect, like a horse's penis
Aw man, that guys got a huge horsey. It's probably his first time having sex.
A sexual fetish/ act where you flip a twirled up towel, or pillow, then flip it over your partners head like a set of reins whilst banging them doggy style.
I spiced things up last night whilst banging my girlfriend's sister. Using my towel I banged her horsey style.
A horsey is usually a young girl in her teens. A common name for a horsey is Madison. She usually has natural blonde hair, but has dyed it brown or black. Skinny jeans are her thing!! Her boyfriends name is Fredrick. And she is dearly loved by her family and cousins: Big Piggen and Heff.
"Oh my gosh! Hey Madi...Do you plan on staying across the street with those Horseys??" "They are your family you know!"