A fork of Rural Dictionary
To exchange courtesies with sb, to introduce oneself.
I share introductions with Jon. He seems so nice to me!
Da way a dude humorously familiarizes you wif da three different "members" of his guy-junk --- "This is Larry; this is his brother Darryl, and this is his OTHER brother Darryl."
Ladies say dat they want a man who is "kind, caring, intelligent, and funny". Well, if your new guy-friend performs a "Newhart" genitals-introduction prior to first having sex wif you, it may not say much about his kindness or caring, but it sure-as-shootin' shows dat he has da intelligence and sense-of-humor portions of his personality down pat!.
When a football recruit bangs a cheerleader dressed as Nick Saban
Bro, I decided to go to alabama after a high quality alabama introduction.