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Sometimes, a really shit human being will do the public service of identifying themselves and voluntarily removing themselves from the situation. This is the trash taking itself out.

After Buffalo police knocked down and left a 77 year old protester bleeding in the street, 2 of them were disciplined, and 57 of the Buffalo police resigned from the task force in protest. It's like the trash taking itself out.

saying used to describe that somethings just happen for a reason and are outside of ones control

My grandma is getting too old to care for now. We are going to have to put her in a home soon, but man sometimes the banana peels itself.

In referance to oral sex on a woman

While pundering a tempting morsel, girlfriend becomes inpatient and says "its not going to eat itself"

something that is scary.. scarier than fear itself

Jason "Yo dude did you see that ugly chick, Jessica?!"
Chi-Lou "YEA DUDE, shes scarier than fear itself!"
Jason "Oh, cya!"

April 18th is National Eat Bread By Itself Day. All Day On April 18th you have to eat bread by itself.

“OMGG!!! Tomorrow is National Eat Bread By Itself day!!-Ailani

In large corporations it is imperative to understand that the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself if your goal is to move up the ladder.

Excuse me, Derek? The bosses cock isn't going to suck itself.

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.

Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.