A fork of Rural Dictionary
if you were born on this day youre a gay shinnie who simps for danny
person 1: hey when were you born
person 2: 16th january
person 1: so youre a gay shinnie? thats weird..
person 3: they also simp for danny
It's Slander Dorothée Day. If you find a Dorothée, bully her.
Hey it's January 16th.
Yeah I know it's Beat Dorothée Day, I'm searching for one now.
It's Slander Dorothée Day. If you find a Dorothée, bully her.
Hey it's January 16th.
Yeah I know it's Beat Dorothée Day, I'm searching for one now.
If you are born on January 16th and your name happens to be Daniel. Just know your girlfriend loves you so much and you are the most perfect person in the entire world.
ps…don’t tell him but i wanna take his last name shhhhh
oh its January 16th it’s the perfect person named Daniel that i love so much’s birthday
when hot people are born
“Hey, did you know Zero was born on January 16th?” “Now I know why they’re hot!”
Which is today.
person: today is january 16th
person: yesterday was the 15th and
January 16th is National Jackass Day! If you have a friend that is a Jackass, feel free to call them one!
Person/Alien 1: Hey dude, it’s January 16th!
Person/Alien 2: So..?
Person/Alien 1: Your a Jackass!!
Person/Alien 2: *proceeds to think about life choices*