A fork of Rural Dictionary
noun - huge sweater puppies that have fallen to knee level
Hey man, that chick should be wearing a bra. Her bazooms are hangin' so low they've become knicker puppies.
A term given to ladies knickers that have been rolled down the legs all the way to the floor then stepped out of, only to be left there looking like an Auntie Anne's pretzel.
I better today up this apartment, I've left my pretzel knickers all over my bathroom!
Shit skids in your underpants.
"Fuck, what's that smell??"
"Aw shit, it must be my Nutella Knickers..."
Refers to someone who needs to urinate often after a few beers and may be found with wet patches down one's legs!
Look at pissy knickers over there!
A piece of cotton padding with an adhesive strip.
Women stick them to their pants so they don't get bloody skids over their favourite 'Victoria's Secrets'.
Despite the fact that they are SANITARY towels, they are considered by the UK government to be a luxury product. This means that women get double-stuffed on a period...not only do they have to bleed for 6 days but they get taxed to do so.
Eve: Owwww, I've cut my finger! Have you got a plaster?
Lisa: Nah, but if it's bad i've got some rizlas or a knicker sticker.
A condition that results in the soiling of female undergarments due to extreme sexual excitement. This results in the kickers appearing to have a porridge like colour and texture stained into them.
I brought a durty yoke home from the Lodge last night and she was foaming at the gash - serious case of porridge knickers lying on my floor in the morning.