A fork of Rural Dictionary
an amazing, cute, funny, sweet and extremely talented boy :) he's always faithful and will never leave, and he's a great friend
1) He's my Kona
2) I want a Kona
The act of sensually sucking cock as one would smoke a Marlboro Red. This may include sneezing up semen and licking ip until your tongue is stained white.
Jesus! I walked in the janitor's closet and saw Charlie giving Trey a konas.
A town on the West Coast of the Island of Hawaii. Kona is a Hawaiian name meaning Lady. It is a name with class and one that will be admired.
Known brands with the name Kona:
- Kona Bikes
- Kona Coffee Co.
-Kona Brewing Co.
"Itching to hit that trail on my Kona."
"This is definitely 100% Kona Coffee ."
"Stoked to try Kona's new brew."
kona means Ava’s best friend that has been there for her every moment that i needed them. They are very funny and i love them so much. :)
“Kona is my best friend!”
1) A fat ass kid who is teased very often by family and friends and has tits big enough to hide double-cheese burgers under them.
2) Used as a substitute for a nasty, embarrasing, shameful etc. word.
1) Shut up *Kona* you fat shit.
2) Damn i ate the load of kalua pig now i gotta take a frikkin fat *Kona*.
3) Go suck a fat *kona*.
4) Whoa do you smell that?! Smells like rotten *Kona*.