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Lemony Snicket

The process of rubbing the erect head of a penis on a woman's nipple and aeorola.

"I so want to Lemony Snicket that blonde chick"

by Cam and Liz February 24, 2009

Lemony Snicket

An author on the run from just about everybody. Excellent author of the Series of Unfortunate Events books series. Also thought to be dead quite a while ago. Mourns over his dead love Beatrice.

Let's form a mob, and chase Lemony Snicket down an empty alley and burn his books!

by Chloe January 12, 2005

Lemony Snicket

A turd that sticks to the hair in your ass and is almost impossible to remove, also known as a dingleberry

I bet Russel Crowe has some huge lemony snickets

by kickstanddick November 29, 2004

Lemony Snicket

A once courageous but now cowardly man who has taken part in the great organization of V.F.D.

Lemony Snicket wrote one of the greatest books in the world. They were later on adapted by Nickolodeon and Netflix.

by DepressedCoward March 06, 2019

Lemony Snicket

The occurrence of one shit show, tragedy or horrible even after another after another and so on. A series of unfortunate events

" hey bro, sorry I've been so distant the last few weeks! It's just that my life went for a Lemony Snicket last month and I haven't felt very social."

by SpaceCowboy94 October 21, 2024